by Zbigniew

Real Estate Carnival

The shill as a family-friendly community event: twisty balloons and show suites, Miss Chinese Pageant contestants and fembot sales reps, Kirk MacLean and Miele –all to the tune of corporate-friendly cover band’s rendition of Blurred Lines.

Step up! Step Up! Don’t miss the freakshow of LEED certified doublespeak: socially responsible design, featuring truncated public parks; eclectic shops, poised for revitalization.

“Unrivaled.” “Unique.” “Inspired Materials of Architectural Concrete, Steel and Glass”, generously caulked with bullshit.