Playoff Opportunists

by Zbigniew

“Uh, anyone seen my car?”

As the 2012 NHL playoffs get underway, Vancouver Police are warning the public to be on the alert for fake tickets and orange reflective vest-wearing “parking attendants” collecting fees at the entrance to nominally unmanned lots.

By the by, the official franchise is enjoying the second highest average ticket prices in the league -yielding an average regular season take of approximately $1.5 million per game- and has politely declined public calls to contribute to playoff policing costs.

Go Canucks!